pretty much worthless

if you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point. you have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the different phases of life. and here you go, motherfucker.
YOU ARE AWESOME!
keep fighting, this battle is not one you will lose.





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hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

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  • Other teenagers: I lost my virginity at a party.
  • Me: I lost a follower when I was sleeping.
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